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(Source: the-homeless-arch-angel-network)

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You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope someday you’ll join us, and the world will be as one.

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oldmanglasses:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

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spazzykat:

r3al-life:

everyone must have this on their blog

this is completely necessary

(Source: mentecato)

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(Source: baldym0rt)

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korrawr: jollyandy: It’s called swagbending. Why am I not this cool.

korrawr:

jollyandy:

It’s called swagbending.

Why am I not this cool.

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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

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Woman v. The Government


Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?

Government: No.

Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?

Government: No.

Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?

Government: No.

Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.

Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?

Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.

Government: No.